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Ivan FLORIDA MX136, MC1.2KW(10) MC2KW(2), MCD1100, MS750(2) MVP881, C1000C/P/T, MPC1500, HT-2 SUBS(2) HT3F(2) WS350(2) XRT2K, XCS2K, XR27(2) XCS350(2) JL GOTHAM v2 SUBS(2) SILENZIO MUSIC SERVER, LUMAGEN RADIANCE SCALER, SONY VPH-G90U 4K PROJECTOR, STEWART 120" MOTORIZED SCREEN, CINEMA-TECH SEATING, WW PLATINUM CABLES Reference System: ACCUPHASE A300 AMPS, C3900 PRE-AMP, DP1000 CD/SACD TRANSPORT, DC1000 DIGITAL PROCESSOR, DG-68 DIGITAL EQUALIZER, T1200 FM STEREO TUNER, PS1230 POWER SUPPLY, HRS-SXR CUSTOM RACK w/ M3X SHELVES, TAD REFERENCE ONE MK2 LOUDSPEAKERS, WW PLATINUM CABLES CAPE COD MX150, MC501(2) MC1.2KW(10) MC2301(2) MR88, MVP881, MCD1100, MDA1000, C1000C/P/T, MPC1500, ESOTERIC K-01X 30th ANNIVERSARY (BLACK) SACD/CD PLAYER, G02-X CLOCK, HT3F(2) XRT2K, XCS2K, XR27(2) JL GOTHAM v2 SUBS(2) JL FATHOM F113v2 SUBS(4) SOUND ANCHOR STANDS(2) KALEIDESCAPE STRATO & TERRA SERVERS 80-TB, LUMAGEN RADIANCE SCALER, SONY VPH-G90U 4K PROJECTOR, STEWART 120" SCREEN, SONUS FABER STRADIVARI, SILENZIO MUSIC SERVER, FORTRESS SEATING, WW PLATINUM CABLES Analog Rig: CLEARAUDIO INNOVATION WOOD, UNIVERSAL ARM w/ Da VINCI' CART, 2nd UNIVERSAL ARM w/ GOLDFINGER STATEMENT CART, HRS-MXR REFERENCE RACK-GLOSS BLACK w/ M3X SHELVES, AESTHETIX RHEA SIG PHONO-PRE, BRYSTON BHA-1 HEADPHONE AMP, WW PLATINUM CABLES Reference System: BURMESTER 911MK3 AMP(3), 088 PRE-AMP, 089 CD PLAYER, 100 PHONO PRE-AMP, 948 POWER CONDITIONER, ACCUPHASE DG-68 VOICING EQUALIZER, AVID ACUTUS REFERENCE SP TT, GRAHAM PHANTOM II SUPREME ARM, BENZ MICRO LP-S CART, GRANDIOSO P1X/D1X STACK, G1X RUBIDIUM MASTER CLOCK, N05 NETWORK PLAYER, SILENZIO MUSIC SERVER, HRS-SXR CUSTOM RACK w/ M3X SHELVES, SONUS FABER AIDA SPEAKERS, JL FATHOM F113v2 SUBS(2) SOUND ANCHOR STANDS(2) WW PLATINUM CABLES Library System: GRANDIOSO M1 MONOBLOCK AMPS, C1 LINESTAGE PRE-AMP, K1X CD/SACD PLAYER, G1 MASTER RUBIDIUM CLOCK, E02 PHONO-PRE, SILENZIO MUSIC SERVER, AERIAL ACOUSTICS 20T V2, AERIAL SW12 SUBS(2), CANTON REF K1’s, VPI HRX TT w/ SDS POWER SUPPLY, ORTOFON CADENZA BLACK CART, KLAUDIO RCM, SHUNYATA DENALI 6000/S v2, SHUNYATA OMEGA QR’s, WW PLATINUM CABLES Esoteric/Bryston System: ESOTERIC C02-X PRE-AMP, P-02X TRANSPORT, D02-X DAC, G02-X CLOCK, BRYSTON 28B3 CUBED MONOBLOCK AMPS(4), BRYSTON BHA-1 HEADPHONE AMP, SHUNYATA DENALI 6000/S v2(2) EVEREST 8000 POWER CONDITIONER(2) ALTAIRA CG & SG HUBS, AMR-DP777-SE DAC, SILENZIO MUSIC SERVER, TAD REFERENCE ONE MK2 LOUDSPEAKERS, QUADRASPIRE RACK, WW PLATINUM CABLES Accuphase/Canton System: ACCUPHASE E800 INTEGRATED, DP570 CD/SACD PLAYER, T1200 FM STEREO TUNER, DG-68 VOICING EQUALIZER, PS530 POWER SUPPLY, CANTON REF K3’s, CANTON REF K5’s, SILENZIO MUSIC SERVER, HRS MXR REFERENCE MAHOGHANY RACK w/ M3X2 SHELVES, WW GOLD CABLES |
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A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year, which means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kind of makes you proud. I almost feel like a hybrid. |
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A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson,
"You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?" Mickelson replied, ”The holes are numbered." |
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Morning Smile
Last edited by JemHadar; 06-14-2020 at 01:15 PM. |
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British humour...
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space... Dr.Smith was a *psychiatrist* & Dr.Jones was a *Proctologist* They put up a sign reading *Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones* *Hysterias & Posteriors* The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read *Schizoids & Haemorrhoids* This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to *Catatonics and High Colonics* - no go. Next, they tried... *Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives* - thumbs down again. Then came.. *Minds and Behinds* - still no good. Another attempt resulted in... *Lost Souls & Butt Holes* - unacceptable again! So they tried *Analysis & Anal Cysts* - not a chance *Nuts and Butts* - no way *Freaks and Cheeks* - still no good *Loons and Moons* - forget it! Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with: *Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones* *Specializing in Odds & Ends.* Everyone loved it. |
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Fantastic James!
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16 Great Golf Quotes
1. Three over today: One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool. ~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett 2. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to do that. ~ Sports Writer Jim Murray 3. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play a bad lie. ~ Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle 4. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. ~ Actor Kevin Costner 5. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. ~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez 6. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez 7. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Tom Weiskopf 8. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered . ~ Lord Robertson 9. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny 10. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground. ~ Ben Hogan 11. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best. ~ Jack Nicklaus 12. The Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. ~ Billy Graham 13. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Bob Hope 14. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap ~ Henny Youngman 15. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball ~ Jack Lemmon 16. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. ~ Lee Trevino |
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Today I was in a shoe store that sells shoes, only shoes, nothing
else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today? I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond, and had that deer in headlights look. I was thinking about old age and decided old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you’re just too tired to bounce it. When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, do you have a cat?" I just say, "No, it's for company!" Employment applications always ask who to call in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance." The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me, I want people to know why I look this way. I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads weren’t paved. You know you’re getting old when everything either dries up, sags or leaks. Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable. May you always have Love to share, Cash to spare, Tires with air, And friends who care |
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