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New Georgia Road Signs
Georgia recently held a contest to develop some lighthearted road safety sings. They were limited to 63 characters including spaces and no profanity. Lok forward to seeing them on their roads soon. I bolded my favorites.
General safety First place: If you miss your exit it's okay, we made more up ahead. Second place: Better late than never. Third place (tie): Drive like your momma is watchin'. Third place (tie): You are allowed to use turn signals. We checked. Third place (tie): Drive safely or we call your mother Distracted driving First place (tie): You look great but the selfie can wait. First place (tie): Looking at the road is a great way to stay on it. Second place: No one wants to see traffic on Snapchat, Brenda. Third place: Pop quiz, what is the speed limit on this road? Impaired driving First place: Driving half lit is not very bright. Second place: Don't spend the new year in jail. Party responsibly. Third place (tie): Don't be a turkey and drive basted. Third place (tie): The party should be lit, not you. Bring in the new year safe. Seat belt First place (tie): This is a sign you should buckle up. First place (tie): If you don't wear a seat belt, please be an organ donor. Second place: Wearing a seat belt makes you look thinner. Third place (tie): Here is the tea sis, we can see you so buckle up. Third place (tie): Seat belts are in, everybody is wearing them. Work zone safety First place: Look left, look right, keep workers in sight. Second place: Work zone, slow down, workers have families that want them around. Third place (tie): Work zones matter so do the people in them. Third place (tie): Avoid destruction, mind the construction. |
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