Best Movie Line

[10Beers]

On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. - Tyler Durden

[Haurock]

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Woody Allen.. Annie Hall

[CDLehner]

Originally Posted by Haurock

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Woody Allen.. Annie Hall

Woman at party: I finally had an orgasm, and my doctor said it was the wrong kind.

Woody Allen: You had the wrong kind? I've never had the wrong kind, ever. My worst one was right on the money.

-From Manhattan.

[CDLehner]

Just a TON of great lines from Glengarry Glen Ross (some of which have already been mentioned). Other than Alec Baldwin's brilliant turn, most of them are uttered by APs Ricky Roma:

"When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. Like to **** little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me."

"I subscribe to the law of contrary public opinion. If everyone thinks one thing, then I say, bet the other way."

"Whoever told you that you could work with men?"

"You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is."

Words to live by, one and all.

Lots from Fletch with Chevy Chase:

1. Fletch: Hey! It’s all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I’m gonna need ’bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.

2.
Waiter: Excuse me sir, you are a member of the club?
Fletch: No, I'm here with the Underhills.
Waiter: The Underhills? They are left, Señor.
Fletch: Oh they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.
Waiter: Would you like to order something, sir? I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
Fletch: Oh, yes. Very well. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a...steak sandwich.

[bzr]

Here are some serious one liners, the one I was looking for was "why don't you sit there & bleed for a while before you taste some real pain". Gotta love the Clint.

[ame=http://youtu.be/tBeYB6RRQ5c]Heartbreak Ridge - Prison Scene - YouTube[/ame]

[BuffaloBill]

"First of all, friend, there's no one up there shooting back at you. Second, I found most men aren't willing, they bat an eye, or draw a breath before they shoot. I won't." John Bernard Books, The Shootist

[Pider]

"... I ain't got time to bleed."

Jesse Ventura as Blain in Predator

[lakesailor]

From Spaceballs...

[repman]

Here's Johnny the shining