Morning Smile

[Masterlu]

Originally Posted by bart

Hahaha James, poor Murphy!

Hence the term Murphy Bed.

[miner]

Hmmm....is that the real origination of Murphy’s Law?

[crwilli]

Or just a good example of a dumb a$$.

[Masterlu]

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

Someone said that the drinks were on the house.

[Masterlu]

[Masterlu]

[Masterlu]

[James Tanner - Bryston]

Church Organist

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sittingroom. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a crystal glass sitting on top of it. The crystal glass l was filled with water, and in the water floated, Of all things, a "rubber"!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water. And its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the crystal glass .

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that It would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu
all winter?"

[clpetersen]

Originally Posted by Masterlu

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

Someone said that the drinks were on the house.

Ivan, my wife and daughters are all blonde, so this one is for you:

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

[Masterlu]

Originally Posted by clpetersen

Ivan, my wife and daughters are all blonde, so this one is for you:

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."