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Old 04-03-2020, 08:30 AM
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So I woke up My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
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Old 04-03-2020, 09:29 AM
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so i woke up my dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So i took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but i heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but i couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then i zoomed back home. Not 30 minutes later i hear my neighbors screaming so i go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.



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Old 04-03-2020, 12:34 PM
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1) I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you're having them.

2) My wife says I have only two faults. I don't listen and some other crap she was rattling on about.

3) I just read a book on marriage that says, "Treat your wife like you treated her on your first date." So after dinner tonight, I'm dropping her off at her parents' house.

4) Thanks for your order from our sex shop. You asked for the large Red Dildo as featured on our wall. Please reselect...That is our Fire Extinguisher.

5) Do you want to know the secret to making your wife/partner go Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm all night? Duct Tape.

6) I hate people that say, "He's a nice person once you get to know him." They might as well just say, "He's a prick but you'll get used to it!"

7) I was at the local swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The Lifeguard must have noticed. He blew his whistle so loud that I nearly fell in.

8) The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breathing heavily says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair." The wife reply's, "Yes I do.
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1) I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty percent are glad you're having them.

2) My wife says I have only two faults. I don't listen and some other crap she was rattling on about.

3) I just read a book on marriage that says, "Treat your wife like you treated her on your first date." So after dinner tonight, I'm dropping her off at her parents' house.

4) Thanks for your order from our sex shop. You asked for the large Red Dildo as featured on our wall. Please reselect...That is our Fire Extinguisher.

5) Do you want to know the secret to making your wife/partner go Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmm all night? Duct Tape.

6) I hate people that say, "He's a nice person once you get to know him." They might as well just say, "He's a prick but you'll get used to it!"

7) I was at the local swimming pool today and decided to have a sneaky piss in the deep end. The Lifeguard must have noticed. He blew his whistle so loud that I nearly fell in.

8) The phone rings and the wife answers. A pervert breathing heavily says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair." The wife reply's, "Yes I do.
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Old 04-06-2020, 10:11 PM
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A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.
Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”
“Well, it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.”
“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics”
“Granted, but it was the Irish who built the first timepieces”
Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality:
“Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”
“True enough but it was the Irish who got women involved.”
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Old 04-10-2020, 06:56 PM
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Recap of my stay at home days:

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds; some have 235 seeds. Who knew??
Day 4 – 8:00 pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen.” You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?”
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Old 04-23-2020, 02:30 PM
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Why women make better assassins

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."

The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".

The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.

"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair.
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Old 04-23-2020, 02:58 PM
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Why women make better assassins

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."

The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".

The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.

"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair.

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