The New Apple Watch & Happy Holidaze

[Handlebar]

has already been credited for helpin' sawbones treat a patient with info
obtained from heart monitor and EKG
some 46 yr old upgraded to it and when he put it on it chirped Afib

inspector gadget gettin' better and better, next will be a message
from the damn thing informin' someone to get ther butt to the hospital
in the next couple hrs cuz they gonna have a heart attack..

hope you all have a wonderful Holiday Season
been awhile since I posted and tonite I posted a few threads
did ya miss me ?.. lol

Hbar

[jdandy]

Hbar.......It's just a matter of time before a smart watch will be able to tell you how much time you have left to live, excluding accidental death of course. I Photoshopped this Apple watch a few years ago when we were having a similar discussion about smart watch capabilities.