Steven Tyler, laid off

[MC352]

If it's from the Onion, it must be true

http://www.theonion.com/content/news..._laid_off_from

[Sully]

Man, things are worse than I thought...

"The only reason I came on with Aerosmith in the first place was the job security," added Tyler, who said that after nearly 40 years of waking up at 5 p.m. sharp and going to work, he won't know what to do with himself when unemployed. "And I liked being able to come in wearing an unbuttoned leather shirt and a leopard-print cowboy hat. Where else am I going to find a job like that?"

[gregswaim]

Wow! The "biz" has gotten way too strange these days.