Morning Smile
Jesus is walking through Jerusalem and he stumbles upon a stoning. The crowd is throwing stones at Mary Magdalene. He quickly stands between the crowd and Mary and yells out to the crowd, “let he who hasn’t sinned cast the first stone!”
Just then a little woman grabs a rock & throws it about 90 miles an hour and hits Mary square in the face. Mary goes down with a thud.
Jesus looks at the crowd, spots the woman and says, “Mom! Sometimes you just piss me off!!!”
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