[Still-One]

Originally Posted by Cohibaman

Jim, I’m not sure why you think I wasn’t serious. It was a simple and innocent question that popped in my head 30 seconds after the following...

I live in a small subdivision of 27 homes, literally between a swamp and cornfields. I never get solicitors. Occasionally I’ll get a knock at the door by two frail women from Jehovah’s Witnesses or my neighbors selling Girl Scouts cookies or Christmas wreaths. Very rarely will solicitors show up and when they do, they at least look professional.

Yesterday, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed someone walking from the driveway to my front door. No car. As he approached the door, I could hear loud music coming from out front. He rang the doorbell, stepped back a bit and began rocking back & forth erratically. He was wearing a backpack and carrying two plastic bottles containing a blue liquid. The first thing I thought was he was selling some energy drink.

Anyways, I opened the main door, then as I cracked open the storm door and saw this hot mess selling household cleaner, I realized three things; 1) I probably shouldn’t have opened the door in the first place, 2) what the hell was I thinking opening the door, and 3) I’d feel a whole lot safer right now if I had my concealed carry.

I politely said no thanks and he walked away blasting his music.

We also live in a small sub with 41 homes that is hard to find. All homes are on 1.5 + acre lots. We get few solicitors. What keeps them away is a law that says they must register with the Township and a little sticker on my doorbell that says "No Soliciting". If someone does come to the door it is usually a Boy or Girl Scout who are welcomed. When it is the occasional "magazine" seller or politician I just open to the door and point out the No Soliciting sign.