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Originally Posted by PHC1

I do have to say the same money spent on a good quality record "cleaner" goes a long way to improving the sound. No pseudo-science need apply there.

Serge.......Not everything that is real can be fully explained even when we experience results. Let me provide an example.

A man was walking along a California beach when he came upon an old bottle half buried in the sand. He picked it up and was rubbing the sand off when smoke swirled from inside the bottle and a very old Genie appeared. The man was startled but the Genie spoke and assured him everything was fine. The Genie said, "I am here to grant you a wish, any wish. I am such an old Genie I no longer have the strength to grant three wishes, but I can grant you one. What is your wish?" The man thought for a minute and said. "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but I am afraid to fly or travel by boat. Please build me a bridge from here to Hawaii." The Genie paused for a moment then said, "I can do this but it will take years to complete and no doubt lives will be lost during the dangerous construction across the mighty Pacific Ocean. Are you certain this is your wish?" The man considered the Genie's words and said, "You're right. That would be too much to ask." Thinking for another moment the man finally spoke, "Genie, my wish is to understand women." The Genie blinked several times, frowned slightly and said, "Do you want that bridge to be one lane or two."

There it is. Women are real. That's a certainty, but some things just cannot be explained. .