[Parabellum]

Originally Posted by phc1

three men are chatting when the first says, "i think my wife is having an affair with a plumber.

"i went home last night, and what did i find under the bed? A pipe."

"i think my wife is having an affair with an electrician," says the second. "i went home last night, and what did i find under the bed? A box of fuses."

"i think my wife is having an affair with a horse," says the third man.

The others stare, shocked and bewildered.

"how can you tell?" they ask.

"because," replies the third man, "i went home last night, and what did i find under the bed? A jockey."

rofl