Looking forward to having one or two or........ while we are there next (whenever that may be? - wife is agitating for Epernay, so close). Last visit I convinced her to try a beer, considering where we were (I had a couple, but was driving). Our waiter suggested a 'cherry beer'. Very red. When the waiter ask what she thought she replied that it was "not a bad beer..........", to which he responded "it was not really beer".
We all had a good chuckle. My beers were excellent and the restaurant had 30, or so, on their list so I went with the waiters suggestions.