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James Tanner - Bryston 03-16-2019 09:33 AM

Morning Smile
 
https://www.facebook.com/thegoingvir...1142395743677/

jdandy 03-16-2019 09:37 AM

James.......Love that video/ It never ceases to make my chuckle.

bart 03-16-2019 03:24 PM

Can dogs really talk in America?!! :D

Thank you James, that was a nice one.

Antonmb 03-16-2019 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bart (Post 957469)
Can dogs really talk in America?!! :D



Thank you James, that was a nice one.



Yes, but we don’t want the discussion to stray into politics[emoji41]

James Tanner - Bryston 04-09-2019 12:20 PM

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “asshole”. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So my wife called him a “shit head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets this went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day, now that we're retired. It's important at our age...

btn2803 04-09-2019 12:24 PM

Good one. Thanks James for a good laugh.:D

James Tanner - Bryston 04-24-2019 07:45 AM

https://www.avsforum.com/double-blin...mPn4B0pLNeBm6s

Cohibaman 04-24-2019 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by James Tanner - Bryston (Post 962672)



:roflmao:

James Tanner - Bryston 07-05-2019 05:20 AM


Ellisville, Mississippi, April 12, 2011.

An Ellisville school teacher called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.

The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4.. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.


Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed just by pissing and moaning!


Thought you'd like to know.

bart 07-05-2019 02:50 PM

Haha James, keep 'em coming! :thumbsup::thumbsup:


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